This is my first attempt at a race report, so I hope you enjoy it.
When doing an ultra-marathon, the pre-race day prep is important. Rachel and I hit the road to St John’s of Dalry, in search of a service station with a burger king en route for a bit of carb loading. We found one just past Carlisle, being someone who doesn’t eat fast food all that often, I was surprised to find the choice of a TRIPLE XL bacon cheeseburger! Who knew they did a triple burger? You could even add more burgers! What is the best burger to bun ratio? How many should I have ordered? These are questions I will be pondering for some time to come.
Next stop was collecting my race number, and then finally to our hotel in Castle Douglas for a cheeky pint before bed.
Raceday was an early one, up at 4am, cup of tea and a couple Pain au chocolat to start the day, because it was too early for the hotel to make me breakfast. Before you knew it, we were off at 6am on what was going to be a long adventure in some of the most beautiful countryside that the UK has to offer. YAY ME!

To Checkpoint 1 – Stronpatrick (8 miles)
With the race started it was difficult to gauge a good pace due to both 50mile runners and the 100mile runners having the same bib numbers, which was a bit annoying. It was however quite an uneventful 8 miles, if I am honest, to this checkpoint. Just settling into the race trying not to go too fast too early and wondering how much the sun was going to burn me and my very pale skin, later. It did bring a panicked message from Rachel and Paul Brunger thinking I missed a turn close to the checkpoint. This was very reminiscent of me going wrong on St Cuthbert’s Way, where I went 1.5miles in the wrong direction. No such issues this time, it’s just the GB ultra team for the giggles put the checkpoint 400m past the turn which would become a bit of a theme.
To Checkpoint 2 – Sanquahar Town Hall (26 miles)
The sun was out, and it was starting to take its toll and I needed to find a way to cool down. approaching the check point I crossed into another runner coming from a shop with a Calippo. I was canny jealous if I am honest, but also equally too lazy to get one myself. Super wife Rachel was just round the corner with an ice soaked DVRC buff for my neck. I did eat a few ice cubes but all I could think about was how nice that prick’s Calippo would have been.
To Checkpoint 3 – Wanlockhead (34 miles)
At this point the field was starting to spread out and with no one to talk to it was time for the choons! To create my playlist for the day I asked some friends for song suggestions. The song I loved the most during this period was Magenta Mountain by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard (what a band name). This came on whilst running in a picturesque valley.
I did have an ironic moment of running the last mile into Wanlockhead, without any water, listening to Dry County by Bon Jovi. I did contemplate jumping into the streams near the village at this point, but thought better of it. My friend’s son also picked the song “Crab Rave” by Noisestorm, there was discussions after about this monstrosity making my playlist.
This was also the end of the section I hadn’t had a chance to recce prior to the race, and for me where the race really began. With the temperature still rising and zero shade ahead, I grabbed a third water bottle along with my running poles as I knew water would be an issue.
To Checkpoint 4 – Bigger on A702 (40 miles)
After leaving Wanlockhead, you have the highest point in the race – Lowther Hill and its giant Golf Ball. Though this is a long climb, it is far from the worst, with the steepest of climbs coming shortly after. It was in this section I picked up the 1st of my Kists*just after the steep climb hidden in a random wooden toy cart. I felt like a millionaire picking up my shiny coin.

To Checkpoint 5 – Moffat Rugby Club (54 miles)
This section started off well, when having tried to quick turnaround in the check point, I left my polls behind. Having thought about leaving them I made the decision to do a quick U-turn costing me a couple minutes to go get them. The marshals were worried for a moment, until I sheepishly admitted I’d forgotten my poles like an idiot.
At this point in the race the sun was everyone’s worst enemy. Having that third water bottle and iced buff was really helping. Having passed several runners at different points lying down in some shade to try and cool down, highlighted the struggle we were all facing.
Even with the extra bottle I was still running out of water, lucky for me another runner’s crew was waiting at Earshaig Forest just before the run down to Beattock and topped up one of my bottles to get me through the last 6 miles into the checkpoint and the halfway point of the race.
I chose this checkpoint as a reset place, so it was a change of top and socks along with a mugshot and the cold tea I made at 4:30am for good measure. With it getting dark and a big climb ahead the 3rd water bottle was dropped, and road shoes added as there was a long road section to come. I also grabbed an extra torch battery just in case (hello foreshadowing).
To Checkpoint 6 – Boston Memorial Hall (71 miles?)
I got lucky when I left Moffat, I just happened to leave with a lovely lass named Charlie and we decided since it was going to get dark and we were both going at the same pace, we would stick together for a while.
The climbs out of Moffat were long but manageable and we were making steady progress. The top of Croff head was something else, however, with the wind really picking up, to the point we were both almost blown off our feet. Once we dropped into a valley at around 22:45 the weather eased with perfect timing to add on jackets and headtorches for the cold night ahead. Within a mile of running, I knew something was up as my headtorch wasn’t that bright, it then did the dreaded light blink to say it was going to die…FFS. Good thing I grabbed that spare battery yeah?….oh hold on it turns out that battery also didn’t charge properly and lasted about 20mins. I then had to root out the spare torch from the bottom of my bag. People may complain about mandatory kit lists in races, but this is why you need them!
As we continue through the dark and over a tiny bridge, I was able to pick up a second kist and became a double millionaire. We were then off to Potburn and the creepy abandoned caravan which freaked me out during my recce and was even worse in the dark and could easily have been out of some horror movie. As you would we picked up the to road from hell, with both of us shouting “where is the f*cking checkpoint” every few minutes whilst also trying not to stand on the thousands of dead frogs on the road. Honestly, horror movie stuff.
Boston Memorial Hall was supposed to be 71 miles it turned out to be 74! You also need to run an extra mile past the turning to St Mary’s loch to get to it. This wasn’t pleasant doing in the day, and more so in pitch black with 70 miles in your legs.
At the checkpoint I got pestered into eating some hot pasta and drinking hot tea at the hall. This immediately had me overheating and was then spewed. Delightful. Give me a warm mug shot and day-old cold tea any day.
To Checkpoint 7 Traquair (89 miles)
DVRC legend Paul Brunger joined me at this point to push me for the next 30 odd miles to finish. To summarise my time with Paul; he talked at me quite a lot, but I don’t think I had the mental capacity to hold a solid conversation. I remember him talking about beer, taking small steps uphill because its “more efficient,” trying to convince me to do a back yard ultra, along with sharing insults from my running wife Claire Knox, about how I was taking too long. There was also a lot of “shall we start pootling.” Normally followed by me cursing under my breath then starting to run.

Having left the hall, it was clear Charlie was in trouble as was she struggling to eat. Her husband had agreed to meet us in 6 miles at St Mary’s loch. I was able to pick up some pace going down the hill to the loch, but it was clear she wasn’t able to continue, and she was picked up at the loch. Though I never got the chance to tell her in person, I am so grateful to have run with her through the night and I am sure better days are ahead when she attempts the full 215-mile race across Scotland.
Having left St Mary’s Loch, we were approaching sunrise and the heavens opened, still in my road shoes – this was not good, but the rising sun was just the lift I needed. The rain however would eventually take its toll on the soles of my feet, and we needed to get super wife to meet us on the roadside near the checkpoint, as no crew were allowed.
It was only 3 weeks earlier I recce’d from the loch, so my memory was quite fresh about this section, not fresh enough though as my 3rd and final kist was in this section, only a couple of miles after where I thought it was. (Sorry for making you look in the middle of nowhere Paul, but you got a coin and can be in the millionaire club)

We finally hit the checkpoint in a field and with super wife a mile down the road at the village hall, it was an in and out job (oo-er!). Tailwind refilled and away we go, but only after Paul ate some salted potatoes.
To Checkpoint 8 – Fairnliee Hut (98miles)**
After reaching the village hall in Traquair, Rachel was waiting with my pitstop seat so my soaking shoes and socks could be changed. This was the first sight I had of them since Moffat and the soaking feet miles hadn’t helped giving me blisters on the soles of both feet. Looking back feet management is an area I need to work on.
My feet will heal and with approximately 36miles, this would become a future John problem. Present John had a race to finish.

We had plenty of climbs to which I think shocked Paul a little, on one of the climbs towards the three Brethren, Paul offered to hold my polls whilst I ate some Hola Hoops. The next thing I see is him trying them out powering up the hill with them. I needed my “Boyz” and he was nicking off with them! I was struggling at this point and Paul, like a true champ kept me entertained, with me attempting to climb on top of the Three Brethren Trig point, at Claire Knox’s request, and then sending a picture to her threatening to stop my watch at 99.99 miles. This gave me a good laugh and took my mind off the hurt. Paul didn’t know it, but I did get a little teary after this point with everything hurting, but on reflection this was down to me knowing 100miles was in the bag and nothing would stop me from finishing.

Having worked our way down through the hills, “pootling” where possible over the jagged stones, then crossing a bridge to the hut, and the waiting super wife.
**This was 102miles in for me at this point not the advertised 98.
Bottles were filled, socks changed, and teeth brushed and off we went. Yes, I did say teeth were brushed; I don’t know why had this urge to brush them, but it felt so good!
Checkpoint 9 – Langlee community centre (106miles) and Finish.
Leaving the hut, we only had around 7 miles to go. We had a long climb past a farm and a few unkind Stiles to climb, but this was the final push and at a minimum I needed to walk with purpose, and pootle where possible. The sun was also making an appearance again and it was getting hot. My feet were done, but Paul had one final trick up his sleeve to motivate me to the finish. With only 2 miles left he informed me we were being hunted down by another runner! In my head I was thinking he was bullshitting me to run, but I wasn’t going to take any risks…
Having climbed the stairs toward the community centre (at the marshal’s request, Claire Knox, there was no cheating!), Paul ushered me to the finish, with me giving a thank you as I passed. Super wife was just over the finish line, and it was amazing to get to the finish and see her. The amount of support and work she had done before, during, and even after the race is immeasurable. I am so thankful for her support.
I finally crossed the line at 13:08 and finished time 31:08:02. This was enough to have me finish 6th overall and 4th male.
On a sidenote, I stopped my watch with 1% battery left which worked out quite lucky, and there was someone chasing me down towards the finish.
Big thank you Rachel and Paul, along with everyone who supported me.

For those who like stats, here are some of the notable lines from my Garmin:
- Total Distance – 108.6 miles
- Elevation – 17,470 feet
- Total Steps – 210,538
- Fastest mile – 7:54
- Average pace – 17:12
- Max temperature – 31c
*kists = A kist is an individually sculptured container a few paces from the path and inside the container can be found Waymerks Coins










